HEARTS…….. NO……..
I lost connection! But I’ll be DAMNED if we’re not going to continue this, or at least wrap this up.
I was Dirk.
Oh sod, I think that was probably me. Sorry bout disconnecting, chances are it was my crappy internet. Still, it was loads of fun while it lasted!
HB.
I just.
This was beautiful okay, oh my god.
Hey, that was me! I was going to post it myself, it was an amazing log. Poor Dirk’s growing frustration had me in stitches.
Well that update sure was disapointly predictable (as well as being plain disapointing), I called it as soon as we saw bloodstained Dirk in that Roxy flash. Still, Dirk’s a real badass, and it was funny too.
Ah well, at least the original and the best HB is still trapped inside Dirk’s calendar, eternally raging in a sea of horses.

Felt like drawing some carapace anatomy as I imagine it
Big guys like HB are literally popping out of their shells, all that liney muscly stuff is where normal ones have very small gaps in their shells
And as you can see he’s like a brick wall with legs (which are tiny) and arms that hang well below his knees
PM’s a more normal-looking one, her shell actually fits and she has less freakish proportions
>CD: Be the hat.